Bear. Trans. Maryland. 21.

P.S.
If you are under 18 please got off my damn page. I don't want your shenanigans.

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via the-storm-shall-pass)

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tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

At least Frey men aren’t on the graph, or it would have to be longer.

fishmad122:

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

At least Frey men aren’t on the graph, or it would have to be longer.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via fortressofemotion)

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susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie ever

(via fortressofemotion)

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"The earth laughs in flowers."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

(Source: blackhorsee, via flowersofcasanova)

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suicidallyreckless:

I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

(via fortressofemotion)

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